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You Nasty (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
You Shall Not Pass This Fine Ass
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
You Shall Not Pass This Fine Ass (Hoodie)
Most designs available on different products: Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Long Sleeves Baseball Raglans Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews Pullover Hoodies This warm and cozy hoody is perfect for keeping warm on evenings or in cooler weathers. It's soft, smooth and stylish and adorned with your favorite design! 50% cotton / 50% polyester Airjet spun yarn for reduced pilling Double-lined hood Spandex-enhanced ribbing on cuffs and waistband Front pouch pocket Printed in the USA using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
You Shall Not Pass This Fine Ass (Long Sleeve)
Most designs available on different products: Long Sleeves Baseball Raglans Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews Poly/Cotton Long Sleeve Tees This long sleeve tee is ideal for the colder months and makes a great layering piece. It's pre-shrunk and more rugged than our t-shirts and designed to keep your a bit warmer. 50% cotton/ 50% polyester/li> Pre-shrunk Classic fit Athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband Branded on the back below neckline (1"x2") Printed in the USA or EU using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
You Shall Not Pass This Fine Ass (Raglan)
Most designs available on different products: Baseball Raglans Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Long Sleeves Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews 3/4 Length Sleeve Baseball Raglans A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.. 100% ringspun American cotton Tubular construction Contrast raglan sleeve Ribbed crew neck Taped neck and shoulders Overlock stitching on bottom hem Branded on the back below neckline (1"x2") Printed in the USA using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
You Shall Not Pass This Fine Ass (Retail Triblend)
Boutique Triblend T-Shirt Elevate your style with our tri-blend tee, a sleeker and more form-fitting alternative to the standard Swish Embassy t-shirt. This tee is not only a top pick in retail stores but also a testament to refined comfort and enduring quality. Crafted with a unique blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon, making it lighter and more body-hugging than our standard offerings. Weighing in at a light 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²), it's designed for both style and comfort. Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size through multiple washes, ensuring lasting durability. The 40 singles thread weight adds to its premium feel and fit. A regular fit that gracefully accentuates your form, perfect for those who prefer a more tailored look. Constructed with a side-seam design for a more refined structure. Responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US. Each shirt is made to order, reflecting our commitment to sustainability and reducing overproduction. Your thoughtful purchase not only adds a fashionable piece to your wardrobe but also supports environmentally conscious production practices. Thank you for choosing style and sustainability!
You Shall Not Pass This Fine Ass (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
You're A Little Bit Older (Birthday Card)
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card! • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm) • Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g) Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g) Large: 0.85 oz (24 g) • Toner-based printing • Vibrant colors • Comes with a complimentary envelope
£5.00 - £6.00
You're Terrible Muriel
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
You're Terrible Muriel
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
You're Terrible Muriel (Ladies)
Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit. • 100% jersey knit • Pre-shrunk • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar • Taped neck and shoulders • Classic fitSize guide S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½
You're Terrible Muriel (Long Sleeve)
Most designs available on different products: Long Sleeves Baseball Raglans Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews Poly/Cotton Long Sleeve Tees This long sleeve tee is ideal for the colder months and makes a great layering piece. It's pre-shrunk and more rugged than our t-shirts and designed to keep your a bit warmer. 50% cotton/ 50% polyester/li> Pre-shrunk Classic fit Athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband Branded on the back below neckline (1"x2") Printed in the USA or EU using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
